What The Hell :(

Anata ga jissai ni dono on'nanoko ha~a~tsu ga arimasu ka? Anata wa tadashii, itoko o iu? Shikashi, sorera ni shashin, korera no shurui no wa naze? Kikan 4 tsuki 1-nichi, jibun o ushinau to, watashi wa kono josei to kekkon no sutētasu no chikaku de anata o mite sore o totta. Nani, kono subete no? Anata ga gēmu ne, watashi o shitaidesu ka? Watashi wa, kanojo ga itoko de wa, to itte iru, sore o totta, watashi wa tan'naru akushon o hyōji suru baai wa, kono josei to suru yori wa, sono riyū anata wa? Shikashi, doko de, migi ga kono on'nanoko ni suru tsumoridesu ka? Riyū wa, tsuyoi janaidesu! Watashi ga inai baai, josei no kakuyasu' fuyō no ra. Anata wa watashi no gēmu o kidō suru baai wa, hanasu koto ga dekimasu. Hitsuyō ga orokana riyū no shurui ni shitai. Watashi wa tanoshimi ni nikkeru Hitoshi anata o sagashite imasu. Ayamaru!